As if I didn’t have enough to worry about already…

by elli on August 18, 2013

Some kid just gestated a live snail…in his knee.

Not even kidding.

I think I need a protective plastic bubble just to interact with the world to keep parasites and mollusks from getting inside my skin.

(that part, I’m kidding about, btw. I’m not that paranoid.  Most of the time.  Unless you mention head lice or ticks, and then I’ll be feeling my skin crawl for days. Suggestible, but not paranoid.  Ahem.)

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