01-09-01

method: More collage with the stuff from the VSDA. The scratchy, screaming image is from an Artisan Entertainment advertisement for the Blair Witch II, which they were promoting heavily (for good reason, if you've seen the movie, you know it -needed- promotion. Ick.). The image of the Venetian is clear tape transferred. The red paper on the right side folds open to reveal a picture embedded inside of the celebrity in question.

Coming from the midwest, I haven't had much exposure to celebrities. In fact, other than rock stars and some various book authors, I've never even seen one in person, much less said hello.

So color me surprised when I'm walking through the VSDA convention floor and I run smack into Donny Most. As in Ralph the Malph from Happy Days.

He thinks I'm a crazy woman, I'm sure. I sputtered, took pictures of us, and shook so much that I dropped my digital camera. I gushed, told him he looks very good in person, and generally annoyed the shit out of him.

So much for all my assertations that I'd never be a groupie.

Now imagine my surprise when I found out that he was there for the adult expo. Oh, my.

Everyone deserves a slip. This was mine. People are people, and I won't make a fool out of myself (or annoy any porno producers) again.

Until I see one.