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10/07/2001 Entry: "and now for something completely different..."

H came home early. I have my suspicions that he's delirious.

We were laying there on the bed in the master bedroom, and out of the blue, he started laughing. Hysterically.

"What?"

"The pug just told me something, psychically."

"Oh, really? What's that?"

"He said he wants a sex toy made from a watermelon and three jelly donuts."

This, folks, is my life.

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