Y’know…

If I was to actually go into the absolute Crazy of the last four weeks, to actually lay it all out on a timeline and try to explain exactly, in detail, just wtf kept me from posting and, oh, say, living my normal life?

You would think I was lying.  Or better, send the soft-spoken guys with the nice white jackets who would probably take me to a nice little resort somewhere with jello and shock treatments.

I’ll tell the story soon enough.  Suffice it to say, however, that I went back to Iowa.

And now I’m here.  With J.  And the dogs.  And all our stuff.  And everything is remarkably peachyfine and North Carolinian.

No.  Really.

Sometimes, the speed in which life moves is insane.  Irritatingly slow or so fast that later, you sit back, shaking the OMGWHAT? out of your eyes, wondering whether you really just lived all that or if you dreamed it all.

Wow.  Just….*wow*.