Sat 31 May 2008
ditching friends for coffee
Posted by eliza under 101 in 1001, general weirdness, life
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Hi, y’all.
I just want to warn you, up front, that this is going to be the most EPIC POST EVAR, unless I run out of steam, which I might, since it’s about a hundred degrees up here and I am a delicate rain forest flower that can’t deal well with sweat. But there’s pictures (a whole LOT of pictures, sorry if you’re on dial-up…) finally, and while I was being a giant slacker on the bloggy front, I was totally NOT being a slacker on the Doing Things front. Which equates to OMG BLOGGERPOSTEXPLOSION.
See how I am? I won’t let it go this long again.
Let’s see…where to even start?
I took a month off from all my real-world duties, in order to heal up a bit and get back into The Grooooove. I didn’t realize how worn down I’d been, going at a frantic pace before my appendix decided to poke me a little and say “Oh, yeah!? Watch THIS!” *boom!*. And I almost didn’t make it the full month, even. My poor brain, unaccustomed to slowing down for five minutes, tried to rebel and move to Florida. (Not really. It’s also a delicate rainforest flower.) But still…
During that month, I started doing a lot of things that weren’t connected by wires to the Grander Scheme Of Things. In other words, I disconnected a lot. Turned OFF the computer and went *outside*. I know, I know. It’s shocking, for me.
The big thing I did outside was this:

Which doesn’t look all that impressive, does it?
What it is, though, is my garden. Or, at least, part of it. (And dog butts. Because those are EVERYWHERE around here.) Our soil here is full-on clay. Rock-hard, no oxygenation, no vegetable matter, nothing. Trying to dig holes in it requires, at times, *jackhammers*. No kidding. (Remember, though — Adobe is made out of dirt. Our kind of dirt. I have, essentially, a ceramic back yard.)
While weeds tend to grow in proliferation here, grass takes the next train for Elsewhere, and J’s mom told me point blank when I moved in that nothing would grow here, ever. That if I wanted to have some homegrown vegetables or anything, I should find a good market, because it’s like Plant Death came here to crash on the couch and never left.
This, my friends, seemed like a nice little challenge to me. Double-challenge, really, since even with good soil, I can kill an otherwise-healthy plant at fifty paces.
I thought about square-foot gardening, or raised beds, but I wasn’t sure if all the work of ripping up the yard would be worth it if I just exercised my black thumb. So I got a whole lot of containers of varying sizes, and put in seeds. Lots and lots of seeds.
And we promptly had a windstorm the next day. The farmer next to us is really going to wonder where all the radishes in his cornfield are coming from. *sigh*
Determined, however, to not be foiled by this, I bought plants instead. Put them in the pots. Gave them water. And lo! and behold! I have green. I’m not sure if I have the right kind of green or not, but hey…it’s growing, whatever it is. My tomato plant even has flowers on it, which, I assume, means I’m going to have actual *tomatoes* at some point. So does my jalapeno plant and my ancho chilipepper plant. And the cilantro hasn’t yet died, either. It’s scaring me a little.
See, I sort of did this thing and I’m going to need to fix it pretty quickly. I put a leftover packet of radish seeds in a circle around the rim of a smallish pot, and dumped some green pepper seeds in the middle. I thought that maybe one of five would actually grow, since, again, I have the blackest thumb on the planet. But ALL OF THEM CAME UP. I have a very green pot right now, and if I don’t replant them elsewhere, I’m going to have a problem.
But not as much of a problem as I’m going to have with five zillion radishes and bell peppers, too. Hope J likes stuffed peppers. And roasted peppers. And stir-fry. And and and…. Ahem.
Who knew? Just water them and leave them alone, and voila! :)
The one part of my garden experience that isn’t a vegetable:

This is a shoe garden. I think I gave the link already. If not, I’ll post it later. It’s a free PDF file on how to create a garden of shade plants in *shoes*. I was intrigued, and bought three pairs of shoes at a garage sale and planted small little shade plants in them, and they’re doing quite nicely. So I think I’ll end up collecting worn out shoes and expanding this as time goes on. Adding moss and such.
And that middle part? That’s concrete. I know. Pretty. It’s holding a place for some Washington state rocks that I ordered to make a cairn.
Hey, I was homesick, okay? :)
Other than playing in dirt, I knit a lot while I was off. A couple pairs of socks, a sweater, and this monstrosity of leftover handspun:

It’s a shawl, roughly 9′ wide. Just cast on 3 stitches and do this:
1: k1, yo, k1, yo, k1 (5 st)
ALL EVEN ROWS, purl. Or knit back for garter ridges.
3: k1, yo, k1, yo, k1, yo, k1 (7 st)
5: k1 yo, k2, yo, k1, yo, k2, yo, k1 (9 st)
7: k1, yo, k3, yo, k1, yo, k3, yo, k1 (11 st)
See the pattern? YO after the first and last stitches, and before and after the center stitch. That’s ALL THERE IS TO IT.
Simplest shawl EVER. Every so often, I’d vary it between garter and stockinette, just to add a little interest, but it’s the easiest pattern out there. As in, not really a pattern at all, but a formula. I know I’m not the first to come up with it (was it Wendy that posted a formula once for it?) — I saw it somewhere else several times in different places, but it’s such great comfort knitting. Just the right mix of mindless and long. Movie knittin’.
That one’s done on US11s, by the way. Or 13s. I can’t remember which right now. But big needles = one fast shawl that’s warm and had been worn quite a bit around the house before it got all tropic out here.
I have more knitting and fibery stuff (OMG! the spinning! five POUNDS in May! No, seriously.), but I’ll wait on that until I can get a good picture of the new handspun. There’s a lot of it. And socks. Lots of those, too.
But let’s talk Other Obsessions, shall we?

My yarn and fiber is a collection. I know this. I’ll probably never get “done” with it all, because in the interim, I would have acquired more. That’s how collections are. Obsessive. Pretty. Not really all that practical.
Now, understand something before I say this: I have never been a girly-girl. I was much more into tree climbing than learning to put on my own eye shadow. (Much to my grandmother’s chagrin — she was convinced my scars would make boys not want to dance with me. Not true! I just had to find boys with more scars than me. Problem solved.) I’ve never been the pink-dress wearing type, and honestly, I generally prefer my soap to smell like…well…soap. I’ve used the same shampoo for years, and if there’s a part of me that requires some kind of Special Product for cleaning or pretty-ing, it’s going to get ignored. (I never understood the whole Three Step Facial Cleansing Systems, for instance. IT’S SKIN. PUT SOAP ON IT AND RINSE IT. DONE. Duh.)
So it was as much a surprise to me as to the world when I started getting into BPAL again. Perfume? Scented oils? Huh? I’d been exposed to them before, and J even bought me a 10ml bottle of one for Christmas in 2004 (when they still had 10 ml bottles), because they were kind of gothy and stuff, and he was, I think, trying to encourage that. But it came and went, and I’d occasionally look at the site and think about ordering more, and would get distracted by some Shiny and wander away.
Then it was like a switch being thrown, around Halloween of last year. There were these really great-sounding limited editions, and a whole series based on a carnival sideshow, and how could I resist THAT? Bought a few. Found the forums. Found out that BPAL wasn’t the only independent oil blendery.
And the rest, as they say, was all downhill.

*sigh* Collection, it is. (top shelf Arcana and Cobalt Blends, middle shelf BPAL, bottom shelf is Possets, Cremoso, Superbad, Wylde Ivy, Velvet Moon Bathery, Mythos Mixtures, and a few random ones.) Those shelves, by the way? Four FEET LONG. *facepalm*
And I’ve even bought soap. Handmade cold-process soap. Smelly soap. Soap that does NOT, in fact, smell like soap. And *lotion*. Good heavens.
I think it may have just gotten hotter in here, and my husband is back home with cold coffee and lunch, so I’m going to have to end this here for a bit. We’ll continue the catching-up next time. I kind of feel like I’ve been ditching y’all for our regular coffee-date or something, but I’m making the resolution to knock that off now. No more long absences.
Thanks for all the wonderful comments and emails while I was gone, too. Even when I was only checking email once a day, I was all over those emails first.
Thanks. For those *and* for being here. Happy last day of May to all.
























